THE PROBLEM WITH BEING NATURALLY FLIRTATIOUS IS THAT... THE GUY BUDDY YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE WON'T RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS.... INSTEAD, HE'D JUST ASSUME YOU'RE HORNY AND TAKING IT OUT ON EVERYBODY ELSE, EVEN HIM!!!

AND THEN HE'D CONTINUE FANTASIZING ABOUT THE GIRLS HE DOES WANT.