Friday, January 31, 2003

I really have weird, un-nice guy friends. Was able to chat on YM yesterday, and what do they do? Tell me about their recent oral sex moments.

Arrrgh... and of course, when you tell them to spare you the gory details of licking and sucking and tongue-f*cking a woman, they only get too happy to bedevil you with envy and visual images that will haunt you for hours. And you, who is kinda not as libidinal as before, but is human nonetheless, and a healthy, sensual woman at that... resort to eating cashew nuts and cake the whole night to see your horniness through.

Sigh. May they get itchy lips.

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Recently remembered that when I was back in high school, around the 2nd year, a friend started dabbling in the arts of sexual intimacy. At first, while am in the midst of living vicariously through Sweet Dreams romance novels, she would turn to me and tell me how her bf is a good kisser. She was the first person who told me how she absolutely tingles when the guy sucks on her lower lip (not YET that lower lip/s ok?). Pointer well taken.

Then, in 3rd year, she got more notorious. Rumors of fellow batchmates finding her naked in uhm, different sexual positions with her bf circulated the whole campus. Heard that she's been caught way too many times by different people on her fours, having the guy pump her from behind. Yeah, the doggie position.... And I remember thinking before...What kind of girl would allow herself to have that done to her?

Well, after so many years, I finally have the answer to that question.

THE KIND OF GIRL WHO WANTS ONE ORGASM AFTER ANOTHER.

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Nope, not horny here......promise!!!!